The Cute Report

Rhiannon Adelia Reinhard is a child of the 21st century: first blog at three; categorizes movies by format (e.g. DVD), figured out the CD player console by the age of two, and one of her favorite shows is the US version of The Office. Readers of The Cute Report will receive occasional posts of new, remarkable, and often funny events in the daily life of a now-five-year-old girl for whom beds still are for jumping and inanimate objects talk and have feelings (Disney-inspired animism, no doubt).

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Darth Maul's Sister?

Continuing the Halloween theme, here's Rhiannon, straight from Skywalker Ranch and ready to kick some jedi a@@!

Either that, or we've got to stop taking her to the tanning parlor.

Cute happening foretelling the crack of doom: Rhiannon has learned the delicate art of mooning. That's right. Jayni and I are standing in the kitchen when Rhiannon comes in and says, "look at my butt". Sure enough, her stretchpants are now cheek-high. She then proceeds to chase me through the house backwards, looking over her shoulder to steer, all the while shouting, "LOOK AT MY BUTT!!!"

Marlowe had it good.

In Other News...

The sister of a friend of mine thinks that Tom Brokaw is cute. This being The Cute Report, you be the judge:

<=Cute?

or

Cute?=>

Answer: The girl on the right. In a cuteness contest with Rhiannon, it would be like looking into the Ark of the Covenant. Melted faces all around.

You should see what we have to wear at home to protect ourselves. Apocalyptic cuteness.

Andrew (papa)

1 Comments:

At 9:28 PM, Anonymous said...: As Rhiannon's family we get to experience those butt observing moments with a song a song fallowing. Or at least I [rhiannon cousin] does.